10 things that can go wrong when zombies attack

Top 10 Things That Can Go Wrong In A Zombie Apocalypse:

1. The Zombies Can Win

2. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Chuck Norris are NOT on your team

3. Elvis is one of the zombies (who would wanna [re]kill Elvis?!)

4. You are only armed with a frying pan (haha, HUNGARY)

5. You lose your raygun (for all the Killjoys out there)

6. Your best friend starts screaming that its Cannibalism Day and get's too much attention from the Zombies that are housed down the street.  

7.  It's Halloween, you are walking around in a Zombie costume, and a REAL Zombie falls in love with you.

8. The Zombies interrupt cable broadcasting and there's no TV.

9. The Zombies eat all the candy.

9.5. You can't get in touch  with Dr. D because the zombies stole your radio.

10. You have a knife, but it isn't sharp, you begin to sharpen it as zombies come,  but the knife sharpener is duller than the knife.

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